A man hails a cab, gets in, gives directions and gets going. Sitting in the back seat, he sees as the cabbie just blows the red light. "Maybe this was accidental" he thought. Runs through a 2nd one. The man gets all worried and asks "Excuse me, didn't you just blow 2 red lights in a row?!". -"Don't worry, I'm a professional" cabbie replies. There's a green light at the next intersection and the driver just stops at the light. The man get all confused and frustrated and yells out " I don't understand this! How come you blow red lights and you just stop on the green?!" The taxi driver replies: "I stopped because there might be another professional crossing the intersection"
(This joke sounds funnier in Lithuanian.)
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