Three cowboys, Ray, Clermont and Jack where sitting round a fire after a long day...
The first one, Ray, started telling stories to the other two about how he was the toughest cowboy ever.
The second, Clermont, disagreed, and started to tell even bigger stories about how he was the toughest cowboy since the Alamo.
Jack just sat there, by the fire, patiently stirring the coals with his penis......
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