A man finds a genie in a bottle and gets a wish.
"What is your wish?" Asks the genie.
The man thinks for a moment and says "well my girlfriend lives in hawaii and i live here in california, and i hate flying. Itd be nice to have a bridge. Can you build me a bridge to hawaii?"
"Thats a pretty big wish" says the genie. "Can you think of something else?"
"Alright" replies the man. "Can you explain women to me?"
The genies pauses a moment and asks "do you want one lane or two?"
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