Mary's grandpa died of a heart attack and at his funeral she asks her grandma how that could happen. So grandma explains: "Mary, you are old enough now so I can tell you. Every sunday granpa and I would have sex. We always waited for the bell ringing of the church nearby. So when it started, your grandpa would lay on me and start. The bells would go ding, dong, ding, dong and grandpa would make love to me in the same tempo. In on the ding, out on the dong. So that's what we did last sunday and it would have been nice as always but then this stupid icecream truck drove down our street..."
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