A man goes to his doctor. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you, today?"
The man says, "Every morning I get up before my wife to have sex with the maid in the laundry. Then I go to work.
"During the morning coffee break I have sex with my personal assistant in the server room. At 4 in the afternoon I go to my tennis lesson, where I have sex with the hot, young instructor on a private court.
"Then I go home. After dinner I have sex with my wife in our water bed."
The doctor says, "Why are you wasting my time with these stories? I have a whole waiting room of patients!"
The man responds, "Well, I'm a bit worried about my health. Every time I masturbate I get light-headed."
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