"Look, Bobby," the coach said, "you know the principles of good sportsmanship.
You know the Little League doesn't allow temper tantrums, shouting at the
umpire, or abusive language."
"Yes, sir, I understand."
"Good, Bobby. Now. would you please explain that to your mother."
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