One Saturday morning a very rich golf course owner is out for a round with his two friends when they see a solo player with something odd in his bag. They call out to him and ask what it is. He replies that he cannot say but they persist. After agreeing to show the contents of the bag in return for free golf, the man reveals that it is a sniper rifle! Taken aback the three men ask why he has a gun in his bag. The man responds: "because I am an assassin for hire and I always have to be ready"
All the men were amazed and the owner of the golf course said: " See that big house over there? Look into the window and tell me what you see"
The assassin gets his gun out and aims towards the house but is silent. The owner of the house says: " well, what is it?"
Assassin responds: "You aren't going to like it, your wife is there with another man and it looks like they are undressing"
The owner is enraged, exclaiming that he knew she was cheating but now had proof and said to the assassin: " I will give you $1,000 to shoot my wife in the head and $1,000 to shoot the mans dick off"
The assassin agrees and points his gun at the house. 1 minute go by, 2 minutes, 5 minutes and the owner is getting very impatient.
"what is taking so long?" he yells.
The assassin says: " shhhh, one more minute and I will save you $1,000"
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