Pretty Fly For a President


(DO it to the rhythm of "pretty fly for a white guy")


You know its kinda hard just to have affairs today,
Our subject isn't cute, but he thinks it anyway,
He may have a wife, and a really cheesy smile,
But all that sex with Monica....
He in total DENIAL!
So don't debate,
He keeps it straight,
You know he always, got it everyday.
He copped a feel,
and kept it real,
For Hil no way, for Hil no way,
He thought his trick,
Was pretty slick,
Until Mon got caught messin with his dick,
Now that's just the beginnig you see, so
Hey! Hey! do that sexy thing!
Give it to me Billy..... Uh Huh Uh Huh
Give it to me Billy..... Uh Huh Uh Huh
Give it to me Billy..... Uh Huh Uh Huh
"And all the interns say I'm pretty fly for a president"


Now he's gettiin a Blo Job Oh Yeah,
He's gettin it done,
He thought she was 16,
But she's really 21!
Friends say its really just cool,
To suck the Pres' dick,
But the rest of the world,
Just thinks it's pretty sick!


Give it to me Billy..... Uh Huh Uh Huh
Give it to me Billy..... Uh Huh Uh Huh
Give it to me Billy..... Uh Huh Uh Huh
"And all the interns say I'm pretty fly for a president."

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