A man is working in his office building. It's about 5:30 PM, and the man is about to get off work, when his boss suddenly rushes in and tells him that his wife is in the hospital and is in labor. The man rushes out of the building, drives to the hospital, and breaks into the room. Before the man can do anything, the doctor exclaims, "Wait a second, before you do anything, I need to tell you something. YOUR BABY CAN FLY! Let me show you," So the doctor grabs the child, holds him a foot off of the operating table, and lets go. The baby lands on the metal table with a soft thump. The man is outraged, but the doctor says "WAIT A SECOND! Just give me a chance!" Before the man can react, the doctor grabs the kid and drops him from 6 feet above the floor, and he lands with a hard thud. One last time the doctor screams, "LET ME SHOW YOU MY MAGIC!" He then flings open the window and chucks the baby out.
The child does a 1080 flip and slams into the windshield of a parked car, shattering it. The man is now in tears, and he is about to beat the everloving shit out of the doctor, when the doctor says "HAHA! Im just joking with you man, the kid was stillborn."
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