John F. Kennedy: "Ich bin ein Berliner" (I am a sausage)
Richard M. Nixon: "I am not a crook"
Ronald W. Reagan: "Mister Gorbachev, tear down this wall"
George H. W. Bush: "Read my lips"
William J. Clinton: "Suck my dick"
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