Tom had been a compulsive worrier for years until he found a way to overcome
this problem. his friends noticed the dramatic change.
"what happened?" asked doug. "you don't seem to be worried about anything
anymore."
"i hired a professional worrier for $1000 a week." tom replied. "i haven't had
a single qualm since."
"a thousand a week!" said doug. "how the hell are you going to pay him?"
"i don't care. that's his f****** problem."
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