A Mother and her five year old son were headed to McDonald's one day. On the way they passed a car accident.
As was the tradition when they see
something terrible like that, they say a prayer for those who might be hurt.
The mother pointed and said to her son, "We should pray."
From the back seat she heard his earnest request: "Please, God, don't let those cars block the entrance to
McDonald's."
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