A man driving in the Australian outback stops his car and gets out to enjoy the view. All of a sudden an Aboriginal jumps out and demands he be given the car and the keys. The man quickly jumps back in the car and takes off. He drives at 20 km/h and the Aboriginal is still next to him so he speeds up to 50 km/h but the Aboriginal is to him. He then speeds up too 90 km/h and still the aboriginal is still running alongside the car. The man stops the car, gets out and ask the Aboriginal "How do you run so fast" to which the Aboriginal replies "you'd be running that fast if your balls were stuck in the door".
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