Phone Call: Phil phones his best friend BobPhil: "By the way, man, I heard a new joke! What has a small dick and hangs down?" Bob: "Uh, I dunno... a bat?" Phil: "Good! Ok, now what has a big dick and hangs up?" Bob: "Uhm, don't know, I give up." *CLICK* bzzzzzzzzzzzz...
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