Two white guys and a polish guy rob a mini mart. The cops are chasing them. The three guys ran into a potato factory next door. The three guys jump into bags. The cops follow them in. The cops see the three bags.
The cops kicked the first bag, which the white guy was in, and the white guy answered ROOF ROOF.
The cop said there is nothing in here but a dog. The cop kicked the second bag.
The 2nd White guy replied MEOW MEOW. The cop said there is nothing in here but a cat.
The cop kicked the third bag and the polish guy answered PO-TA-TOS
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