A man walks into a pub with a pork pie on his head and asks the barman for a pint of lager.
BARMAN: Do you know you've got a pork pie on your head?
MAN: Yes, I always wear a pork pie on my head on Wednesday.
BARMAN: But it's Tuesday today.
MAN: Oh my god! I must look a real idiot.
Submitted by calamjo
Edited by yisman
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