This guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine.
Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks
around and says: "You isn�t from around here, are yaw... where yaw from, boy?"
The guy says, "I'm from Iowa�.
The bartender asks, "What the' hell you do in Iowa?"
The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist�.
The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... now just what the' hell is a
taxidermist?"
The guy says "I mount animals."
The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one
of us!"
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