Every time she brings a date home, the parrot says "Someone's gonna get some tonight!" This makes for some embarrassment for her so she talks to the veterinarian. He says maybe the parrot is lonely and could use some female companionship. She goes to the pet store but they're out of female parrots. They offer her the loan of a female owl, which is the best they can do til the parrot truck comes later that week. She takes the owl home to the parrot and later goes out on a date. When she brings the date home, the parrot says "Someone's gonna get some tonight!" The owl goes "Hooo" and the parrot replies, "Not you, you big-eyed bitch!"
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