Jesus

One Day A Guy Broke Into A Familys House While They Were Out. He
Was Creeping Slowly Up The Stairs When He Heard "Jesus Is Gonna
Get U!" He Stood Still For A Moment Thinking There Was Still
Someone Home. When He Didnt Hear Anything For Awile He Continued
His Way Up The Stairs. The He Heard It Again, He Got Out His Gun
And Turned The Corner, And Sitting There Was A Parrot. He WaS
Releived And The Parrot Said Again "Jesus Is Gonna Get U!" He
Replied "Is That So, And Where Is Jesus" He Laughed And Started
To Walk On, The He Heard The Parrot Say "Jesus Is The Family
Rotwieler"