The Pope's in Town

The Pope is in town and nearly everybody is lining up outside of the the local church for a chance to meet him.

A religious man, looking forward to the chance of meeting the Pope, puts on his best suit and gets on line. It is the man's dream to discuss God with the Pope, and he has so many questions to ask.

After waiting half a day to meet the Pope, the man is finally at the front of the line. As the man starts to ask his first question, the Pope interrupts,

"God Bless You, Son." and just like that, the man's turn was up.

The man can't believe what just occurred. He expected to learn so much from the Pope, only to be pushed away immediately. The man then looks back to see a homeless man is next, in ragged clothes and with terrible hygiene.

However, the Pope puts his arm over the homeless man's shoulder and guides him into the church, talking the whole time.

Now the man is furious. He can't believe that the Pope would reject him, yet treat the homeless man so nicely. So the man comes up with an idea. He waits for the homeless to come back out, and pays him $100 for his ragged clothes.

After changing, the man gets back in line in hopes of having a more profound experience with the Pope. Once he is at the front of the line again, as expected, the Pope takes the man and leads him into the church.

The man is so excited, he can't believe his plan worked. As he is about to speak, the Pope again cuts him off to say,

"I thought I told you to fucking beat it you filthy hobo."