Sommamabitch fish

A priest was on sabbatical. He took a relaxing vacation to a cabin on the lake. He hires a fishing guide, and sets out for the prime fishing spots. After a while, there is a huge tug on his fishing line. After a struggle, he finally reels in the fish. The fishing guide immediately exclaims "Look at that huge sommamabitch!", to which the priest answers "I would ask you to please watch your language". The guide then tells the priest, " Oh no father, that's the name of this type of fish, the sommamabitch fish". The priest then says "Well I'm gonna clean this sommamabitch; the bishop is coming over later".
A nun is at the cabin to help with preparing for the Bishop's arrival.
The priest busts through the door saying "I'm gonna clean up this sommamabitch, and you can help me fry up that sommamabitch". The nun says "could you please watch the language?! " to which the priest tells her that it is actually called a sommamabitch fish. Happily she exclaims "well I'll fry up that sommamabitch!"
Later on the bishop arrives. The priest tells him how he caught and cleaned that sommamabitch. The nun tells him how she fried up that sommamabitch. The bishop asks them to please watch their language. They tell him that the name of the fish is a sommamabitch fish. The bishop then says "the pope will be arriving in town and he would really enjoy this sommamabitch!".
The pope stops by and a big feast is ready. The priest says "i caught this huge sommamabitch! ". The nun says "and I fried up that sommamabitch!". And the bishop says "I set the table, so we could enjoy this sommamabitch!"
The pope kicks his feet up on the table, leans back, and says "You know, you fuckers are alright"