Little Billy taps his dad on the shoulder and says - "Daddy, daddy I've just had sex with the teacher..."
The father is beaming with pride and proudly says to Little Billy - "Son this is excellent news, well done... How about I buy you that new bike you were wanting?"
Little Billy is ecstatic as he was really wanting the new bike, however he says to his father - "Wow daddy that would be awesome, but can I get a puppy instead because my bum really hurts!"
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