So a lady is caught speeding and a police car pulls up behind her and pulls her over. The lady already has 2 marks on her license so if she gets a third they will take her license away.
She decides to get out of her car and approach them before they approach her.
She starts walking over to the police cruiser and you can tell she has great "assets". She leans over into the window and asks the driving officer,
"You boys pull me over to give me a ticket to the policeman's ball?"
The driving officer replies,"Ma'am we're police, and we don't have balls."
The officer in the passenger seat can't believe he just said that and lets her go with a warning.
This is a true story, an older gentleman I work with had an employee (the girl) who had this happen to her.
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