It was very deep and steep-sided and the elephant couldn't pull himself out. So the mouse said he'd hail the first car that came along. After a while a shining new Porsche came roaring through the jungle. The mouse hailed it, they got a rope, dropped it down the hole and the Porsche towed the elephant out. The elephant thanked the Porsche driver who went on his way.
Shortly thereafter the mouse fell into a hole he couldn't climb out. So the elephant dropped his dick down the hole and the mouse climbed up it, and they continued on down the road.
The moral of the story is: if you've got a big enough dick, you don't need a Porsche.
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