The Pope was leaving for a trip to another country and a limo arrived by his residence to take him to the airport. Always wanting to, but never having a chance to drive a limousine, the Pope asked the driver if he'd let him drive this time. The driver was taken aback at first, but agreed. The Pope was ecstatic.
On the way to the airport, it's become obvious that the Pope was out of practice when it came to his driving. He was driving erratically and the limo ended up being pulled over by a cop.
When the cop reached the driver's door, he had did a double take before excusing himself and returning to his car. He didn't know what to do, so he called his chief for advice.
Cop: "Hey chief, I just pulled over a limo"
Chief: "Great, then write them a ticket. Why are you wasting my time?"
Cop: "I think there's someone important in it though"
Chief: "Even better, give them a big ticket"
Cop: "But I think it's someone really important, I don't think I can give them a ticket"
Chief: "Why not? Is it the president?"
Cop: "No, I think it's God, because he's got the Pope for a chauffeur"
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