So Long John Silver's was looking for a mascot to sell their fish on T.V and they were looking for a pirate.
So the first audition walks in and he is the perfect pirate! Peg leg, eye patch and hook for a hand, the perfect pirate look.
The interviewer talks to him for a little bit and finally decides to ask how he lost his leg.
The pirate says, "I had to walk the plank, and a shark came and took me leg!"
Next the interviewer asks about his hook
The pirate says, "some scalawag took it from me in a sword fight!"
Finally he asks about his eye patch
Pirate says, "we'll I was on the poop deck and saw a seagull fly over head and poop right in my eye!"
The interviewer says"that can't possibly have taken your whole eye out!"
The pirate replies sadly, "No, but it was the first day with me new hook..."
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