A soldier meets a pirate in a bar and after a few minutes the talk turns to their adventures. The soldier notices that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch. How did you end up with a peg leg? the soldier asks. The pirate replies, I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. As my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off. Wow! says the soldier. What about your hook? Well, answers the pirate, we were boarding a ship when one of the enemies chopped off my hand. Incredible! the soldier exclaims, How'd you get the eye patch? A seagull pooped in my eye, the pirate replies. You lost your eye to seagull poop? Well, says the pirate, it was my first day with the new hook.
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