Pinocchio is making love to his human girlfriend, when she cries, "Stop, Pinocchio, please stop!"
Pinocchio asks, "What's wrong, baby?"
"You're too rough."
Pinocchio thinks for a moment, then says, "I'm sorry, I'll try to be a little more gentle..."
She responds, "No, you don't understand. You're too *rough*. I'm getting splinters down there."
The next day, he's telling this to Geppeto. "You really gotta help me fix this..."
Geppeto replies, "Head down to the toolbox, in the bottom drawer is some 220-grit sandpaper. That should fix the problem."
A week or so later, Geppeto is in Home Depot, and he sees Pinocchio in line at the cashier, with another package of sandpaper.
"Hey, Pinocchio," Geppeto calls out. "It looks like the girls are really liking the new smooth feel!"
Pinocchio replies, "Girls? Who needs girls?"
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.