My wife saw her ex high school boyfriend, drunk in the street. She said he started drinking when she broke up with him after graduation decades ago. I said....

After leaving...

... a third grader named Johnny was being picked up by his mother. "What...

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A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and take turns boasting of their adventures...

There was a boy...

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