Leprosy;

What did the Leper say to the hooker?
Keep the tip.

What do you call a Leper in a hot tub?
Soup.

What should you do if a female Leper bats her eyes at you?
Catch them and yell "strike!"

Things you should never say to a Leper;
1; Give me a hand.
2; Gimme some skin.
and 3; Under no circumstances should you ever, EVER ask them for head.

What's the difference between a Leper and a tree?
A tree has limbs.

One of my mates pulled a Leper at a gay bar. He was gutted as the morning after the guy snuck off without saying goodbye... but still, he left him a nice peice of ass!

Why did the Beatles never go back to the Leper colony? Due to unexpected complications following the line: "Lend me your ear and I'll sing you a song..."

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