Pink Ping Pong Balls

So this kid turns 16, his dad is a total millionaire. His dad is so excited for his son to turn 16 he says son! What would you like for your birthday I will buy you a brand new Lambo or Porshce or whatever is cool nowadays and you can post it all over twittergram or whatever and be the coolest kid in school. Instead the boy says nope I only want a pink ping pong ball. The father insists that it is ridiculous but the kid really wants a pink ping pong ball so he went to the store and bought his son one. The kid is so excited he takes it up to his room and sleeps with it but the next day the ping pong ball is gone.

So the next year the same procedure happens, the dad wants to get his son something really cool and the son simply asks for a box of pink ping pong balls. The father still thinks it odd, but he goes to the store and buys a box of pink ping pong balls. The same thing happened from last year, the son takes them to bed and in the morning they are nowhere to be found.

The next year the son is turning 18 and the dad has never been so excited. He offers to buy the son anything he wants, after all he was graduating high school with honors, was accepted to college and overall was just an awesome son. But still his kid insists that his father buy him a warehouse full of pink ping pong balls. The father has to ask, son what are you doing with these pink pong balls? The son is very embarrassed, his face turns red and he stutters dad....it's just personal....ok? The dad immediately regrets asking and apologizes profusely, proceeding to purchase a warehouse full of pink ping pong balls. The son rides his bike to the warehouse and spends the night there. The next day when the son returns his dad gets a call, the workers at the warehouse were wondering where all of the pink ping pong balls went. But the father was not going to ask again after already embarrassing his son once.

Well the next year the son asks for a freighter full of pink ping pong balls. The father anticipated this and without hesitating buys a ship full of pink ping pong balls and drops his son off at the port to spend the night. When the dad picks him up the next morning he goes on the ship and realizes there is not one pink ping pong ball in sight. On the way home from the port both father and son get in a terrible car accident and the son is rushed to the hospital.

The father feels so bad watching his kid suffer in emergency he asks if there is anything he can do to help and his son asked for 1 more box of pink ping pong balls to spend the night in the hospital with. So the father bought the box for him and returned to the hospital the next morning.

When the dad arrived, the doctors said his son had very little time left to live. He enters the hospital room and notices the ping pong balls are gone. After conversing a little he asks his son what he does with the pink ping pong balls because he just couldn't hold his curiosity any longer.

The son beckons his dad closer to the hospital bed and says "I take them and then I"

But then he died.

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