So a guy is heading to the beach to meet up with his friends..

So a guy is heading to the beach to meet up with his friends. When he gets to the beach, he takes a walk in the direction that his friends said they would be when he comes across a girl with no arms and no legs who is crying incessantly.

Concerned, he says to the girl, "What's wrong? Why are you crying?"

The girl responds, through the tears running down her face, "Well, I'm here all alone and I don't have any friends and, well, I've never been kissed before.."

This guy feels bad for the girl, but he really wants to go and meet his friends. He decides, however, that one kiss for this poor girl couldn't hurt. So he gives her a quick kiss on the lips, then he's on his way.

The guy proceeds to have a wonderful day playing corn hole and sunbathing with his friends on the beach. He had almost forgotten about the armless and legless girl that had requested a kiss from him on his way over. As the sun starts to set, he and his friends go their separate ways, and the guy heads back the way he came. On the way back to his car, he comes across the same girl with no arms and no legs, and again she's crying.

He asks, concerned for this poor girl, "What's wrong? I kissed you before; I thought you wouldn't be so upset anymore."

The girl replies, again through deep sobs, "Yes, and I thank you for that. But finally getting my first kiss made me realize that, well, I don't think that I'll ever be fucked."

The guy sighs. He picks up the girl with no arms and no legs and brings her down to the ocean. As they reach the area where the water meets the sand, he throws the girl as far as he can in to the ocean.

He yells over his shoulder as he walks away, "Well, now you're fucked."