In a commercial flight, the captain announces that there is
turbulence and that the passengers should buckle their
seatbelts. After the announcement, he turns to his co-pilot and
says, "I sure could use a nice cup of coffee and a blow-job
right about now," not realizing that the intercom is still on.
A stewardess dashes up the aisle to tell him that the intercom
was on. Just before she reaches the doorway, a guy in back
yells, "Hey babe, don't forget the coffee!"
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