Some ordinary folks become great philosophers when they are sitting alone in the bathroom stalls of the world contemplating life's problems. Here are a few gems.
Make love, not war. -Hell, do both: get married! - Women's restroom; The Filling Station. Bozeman,Montana
I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards. - Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge, Massachusetts.
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. - Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona.
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. - Revolution Books. New York, New York.
Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. - Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. - Women's restore, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas, Texas.
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap. - Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill., Chapel Hill, North Carolina.
At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry. - Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona.
God is dead. -Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead. -God - The Tombs Restaurant. Washington, D.C
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