So a Russian man is laying in bed with his gay German lover. And the German turns to the Russian and says 'I'm going to name your dick 'Russia.' The Russian man asks 'Why?'. Then the German says 'Because your dick is the biggest in the world.' The Russian is silent for a second, and then he says 'I'm going to name your ass Germany.' The German man is confused and he asks why. The Russian man grins, gets out the lube and says 'So Russia can split it in half again.'
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