An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are on top of a mountain when a genie appears infront of them. "You may all have one wish." says the genie. "But, whatever you wish for you will land in once you jump off the cliff."
The Englishman jumps off the cliff and shouts "GOLD!"
The Scotsman jumps off the cliff and shouts "WHISKEY!"
The Irishman goes to jump of the cliff, trips over a rock and says "Oh Shit!"
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