A mayor of a city was having an extremely bad pigeon problem. They were just everywhere crapping on everything. So one day he gets fed up and decides to post an ad online offering $50k to the first person that can solve his pigeon problems. Almost immediately a gentlemen posts saying that he can solve the pigeon problem for $50k but warns the mayor saying that if he asks any questions it will be an extra $10k per question. The mayor readily aggress to the deal and asks the gentlemen how soon he can take care of the problem. To which the gentlemen replies "meet me at the park bench down at the pond and I will get rid of your pigeons right away."
Noon rolls around and the mayor heads down to the pond and spots a gentlemen sitting on a bench with a pink box in his lap. the mayor approaches and asks the gentlemen if he is the man that can get rid of all of the pigeons. The gentlemen says yes and reminds the mayor once again that if he asks any questions about how he did it, it would be an extra $10k per question. The mayor eagerly agrees to the conditions.
The gentleman then opens up the pink box that has been sitting in his lap and out flies a pink pigeon. the pink pigeon flies out and around gathering up all of the other pigeons and once it has all of the pigeons in the city behind him it dives into the pond effectively drowning ALL of other pigeons.
The mayor is impress and stunned all of once, quickly he pulls out the $50k and hands it to the man, then he pulls out another envelope of $10k and admits that he must ask a question. The gentlemen replies with a smirk on his face " I figured you would have a question or 2".
To which the mayor replies "So... uh.... do you have any of them pink mexicans?!?!"
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