So this guy is eating out his wife 69 style. Everything is going great until he realizes the time.
G: ''Fuck, I'm gonna be late to the dentist!''
So the couple stops immediately and the guy heads to the bathroom to brush his teeth thouroughly.
The guy arrives at the dentist and the dentist begins doing his thing.
After about 15 minutes or so, the dentist starts giggling.
D: ''You were eating out someone earlier weren't you... 69 style?''
The guy quickly checks his breath and it smells minty fresh.
G: ''WHAT!? How did you know! You even got the position right!''
D: ''Because your forehead smells like ass''
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