One day, peter came back from school and told his dad that he had sex with his teacher.
His father confused yet proudly said 'Peter... I didn't get laid until I was 17 and now you're only 15! How did you pull that off?'
'I guess it was just luck..' Peter muttered.
'Don't be so humble son, you know what? I'm going to get you a present, something that you would really really like. That road bike that you really wanted, remember?' Peter's father continued.
'But dad, my butt still hurts.'
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