Game Warden stops a man with a lobster in a bucket and says, it's illegal, it's not lobster season. Man says , he's my pet. I bring him down in the morning, pour him in and come back in the afternoon and let the bucket down into the water and call him. Then he climbs into the bucket and I take him back home. Warden says he doesn't believe him. "I'll show you", says the guy and walks to the end of the pier and pours the lobster into the ocean. They wait a while and the Warden says, "OK , now call the lobster." The guy says,"What lobster?"
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