A guy goes to the mens toilet in a bar. Standing next to him is a gay joker relieving himself as well. He looks down and notices the chap has a patch like an anti smoking patch on his penis.
He says "What's that?"
The other man says "To help me give up."
"Does it work?" asks the first chap.
"Oh, yes." says the other, "I'm down to four butts a day!"
Edited by calamjo and curtis
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