Once there was a guy in a bar. He was drinking one beer after another. Finally, after all of the beer he had to piss. So he asked the Bar tender where the bathroom was. The Bar tender told him to go down the hall make a right, then make another right. About 5 minutes later the bar tender hears, "Ahhh Yeah." So the bar tender goes down to the bathroom and asks the guy what his problem is. The guy said, "Every time I flush the toilet it squeezes my balls!" The bar tender busts through the door and the guy was pissing in a mop bucket.
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