A scientist, mathematician, and logician are in the car. They crash and die. The three men appear in heaven on front of St. Peter and Satan. "Gentlemen," Satan began, "Now that Heaven is overcrowded, St. Peter has allowed to limit the amount of people entering. You may ask me a question; if I answer incorrectly, you may go to Heaven. If I answer correctly, you go to hell."
The scientist steps up. "How did the Egyptians build the pyramids?", he asked. "Easy", the Devil replies, "They didn't. Otherworldly beings built them."
The scientist shakes his head and replies "That is correct. Take me to hell."
The mathematician steps up next, knowing his question is impossible. "Show me the entire strand of pi. Every number of it."
The devil replies "You can't; it is an infinitely extending random number. But here you go." With the snap of a finger, an extending scroll appeared in the devil's hand.
The mathematician examines the numbers as they extend. "Your explanation was correct, and these numbers are relevant. You are correct. Take me to hell."
The logician finally steps up. He asks for a chair. The devil brings a chair. The logician drills seven holes into it. He sits on it and lets out a loud fart. "Which hole did the gas come out?" He asks.
The devil carefully examines the chair and concludes it came out of the third hole.
The logician replies "Nope, it came from my asshole."
He went to heaven.
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