and the doctor says: "i have your test results back, ive analyzed them and i have some bad news but also some worse news.."
the patient says "umm, okay, whats the bad news?"
doctor: "youve only got a day or two left to live"
patient: "OH FUCK! wait, what news could be worse than that?!?!"
doctor: "i forgot to call you yesterday"
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