So there once was a woman by the name of...

So there once was a woman by the name of Josephine Coughlin. One day, she developed a very deep, hoarse hacking cough. She and her husband became very concerned, so they took her to the doctor. They discovered that she had lung cancer, and that she only had one week left to live. One night, while she was very deep asleep, her husband tried to wake her up. Now over the past few days she had been drinking a lot, so she was out cold. But, her husband thought that she had died. He took her to the funeral parlor, and they laid her to rest. However, she woke up. She began to pound on the sides of the sarcophagus, but she was already inside the ground. Her ex-husband could hear her cries, but since they ended on not-so-good terms, he chuckled and said: "I guess Ms. Coughlin will be coughin' inside her coffin"