A doctor, a lawyer, a priest, and a little boy are in an airplane when the engine goes out and the plane starts going down.
Unfortunately there was only one parachute between them.
Doctor says, "We have to save the little boy!"
Lawyer says, "What?!? Fuck the little boy!"
Priest says, "Do you think we have time for that?"
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