A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a longflight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks ifshe would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to takea nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window tocatch a few winks.The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy anda lot of fun. He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don'tknow the answer, you pay me $5, and visa-versa." Again, shepolitely declines and tries to get some sleep.The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't knowthe answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I willpay you $50!" figuring that since she is a blonde that he willeasily win the match. This catches the blonde's attention andfiguring that there will be no end to this torment unless sheplays, agrees to the game.The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from theearth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in toher purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to thelawyer.Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up ahill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looksat her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer andsearches all his references. He taps into the Airphone with hismodem and searches the Net and the Library of Congress.Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his coworkers and friends heknows. All to no avail. After over an hour, he wakes the blondeand hands her $50. The blonde politely takes the $50 and turnsaway to get back to sleep.The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blondeand asks, "Well, so what IS the answer!?" Without a word, theblonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes backto sleep.
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