Passengers were boarding a plane...

... when one of them is stopped by the stewardess.

"Excuse me sir, but there appears to be a duck on your shoulder."

"Yeah, dont worry luv," he replies, "thats Mr Flappy! He goes wherever I go!" So the woman lets him because why not!

So anyway the flight gets underway and all is going smoothly. Mr Flappy and his owner enjoy the complimentary meal and watched the in-flight movie (Erin Brockovich. Not Mr Flappys type of film but he made do). Not long into the flight disaster strikes! One of the engines had fallen off! Everyone is in a flat panic and the air stewardesses try their hardest to keep everyone calm. One man who is especially calm however, is Mr Flappys owner.

The stewardess comes over, "Sir! Sir! Where is your duck sir?!" The man just points calmly out of the window, and there, under the wing of the plane supporting it's weight on his back, is Mr Flappy! Mr Flappy is saving the day! Now they can safely get to the nearest landing site with Mr Flappy taking them in! But then this fucking bouncing brick comes shooting up from underneath killing Mr Flappy and taking off the wing. The plane crashes and everyone dies. The End.

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