A panda walks into a brothel and is looking for a girl to have sex with, he looks through all the people and eventually picks one. The panda and the woman go upstairs and do what brothels are meant for, but when they finish the panda runs away as fast as he can This happens several times until the owner of the brothel finally stops him. "You need to pay all the money you owe!" "What?" replied the panda. "These are prostitutes! Do you know what that means?" asked the owner. "No" says the panda. "Well look it up!" screams the owner. So the panda looks it up and it says "Has sex for money." The panda then gets a brilliant idea, "I'm a panda, look it up." The panda then leaves. The owner, so furious, looks it up and it says under panda "Eats bush and leaves."
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