Bill had a broken leg. His friend Nick visits him.
Bill asks Nick, "Can you go get my slippers upstairs?"
Nick goes upstairs to see Bills beautiful daughters on their beds.
Nick says, "Your dad wants me to have sex with you."
They say, "No way! Prove it!"
Nick shouts at Bill, "Both of them?"
Bill shouts, "Yes, both! What's the use of fucking one!?"
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